Lets talk about dicks! - Page 2

GBentley · July 27th, 2010, 07:56 PM

@Wooch - It's there to cover up the sensitive part so that you don't blow your load everytime you see tits, unlike Juggy. AND, tell your mom to ask for a refund, the castration didn't take... with the power of interest, she should be fucking rich now!

@Emo - you mormons need like 1 cutter for every two families, right?

@Neck - keep dreaming buddy, you could never spawn brilliant lovelies like I do!

^UG^ TheWildDog · July 27th, 2010, 07:59 PM

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how about a 55% less chance of spreading HPV (the cause of cervical cancer and several birth defects - many of them minor, but a weakened heart or lung deficiency can really fuck your kid up)?

Is that worth it once coupled with with an 11% chance of dick cancer?

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★☆ neck535 · July 27th, 2010, 08:06 PM

Viruses and parasites adapt to their hosts.... So in HPV's case, it adapted to live under your uncut anteater dicks to infect more people and thrive. Dark, oily, warm conditons. Perfect for topical viruses, and the biological urge to breed makes the able to spread easily.

Think about lice: live in the hair.... Hair provides shelter, stability, and warmth.... And a hard place to be picked out of, instead of say, the back of your hands... Now if you lived in a condition or place where lice spreads easy (ala bootcamp, or Infantry school) shaving your head and/or body hair is a great defense.

^UG^ TheWildDog · July 27th, 2010, 08:20 PM

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Viruses and parasites adapt to their hosts.... So in HPV's case, it adapted to live under your uncut anteater dicks to infect more people and thrive. Dark, oily, warm conditons. Perfect for topical viruses, and the biological urge to breed makes the able to spread easily.

Think about lice: live in the hair.... Hair provides shelter, stability, and warmth.... And a hard place to be picked out of, instead of say, the back of your hands... Now if you lived in a condition or place where lice spreads easy (ala bootcamp, or Infantry school) shaving your head and/or body hair is a great defense.

wearing 2 caps works much better for lice and dick viruses: 1 on your haed and an other on your dick .

★☆ neck535 · July 27th, 2010, 08:49 PM

also, proven research, chopped men are HIGHLY less likely to contract HIV from regular chick sex.

Just read that one too.

GBentley · July 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM

just go back to post 2,

...enough said.

Damn It's good to be right.

wooch · July 27th, 2010, 09:14 PM

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Now if you lived in a condition or place where lice spreads easy (ala bootcamp, or Infantry school) shaving your head and/or body hair is a great defense.

Ahhhhh, the good old days. My flip flops disintegrated in the showers due to all the idiots with athlete's foot.
At Ft. Benning and Jackson, I was on the look out for Chiggers 24/7.

wooch · July 27th, 2010, 09:15 PM

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@Wooch - It's there to cover up the sensitive part so that you don't blow your load everytime you see tits, unlike Juggy. AND, tell your mom to ask for a refund, the castration didn't take... with the power of interest, she should be fucking rich now!

Ha Ha... dude, im as fertile as potting soil.. one masturbation session and I have killed the population of China.

^UG^ TheWildDog · July 27th, 2010, 10:54 PM

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also, proven research, chopped men are HIGHLY less likely to contract HIV from regular chick sex.

Just read that one too.

I've followed you and I have read. we all should. Here an interesting link: Rethinking AIDS > Home ( DNN 4.3.5 )

And this video too on an intervieuw of the Nobel price co-discover of the HIV (btw his accent his worse then mine but you should understand ^^) :

This trailer of a reportage which won several awards is also interesting: The HIV/ AIDS Story is Being Rewritten

So what is really important is to wash you sex every days (that's why in regions poor in water it's recommended to cut the prepuce) combined with the other scientists advices like those the Nobel price explain us in the video.
And of course to use condoms not to avoid HIV but other well known virus.

Reemus · July 28th, 2010, 01:48 AM

Chopped, not religious, why the hell would I want a hunk of skin hiding my brain? it needs air too... Chopped the son too not that I knew he would never use it...

Kicker · July 28th, 2010, 02:14 AM

As most of you know I am a pediatric nurse, I specialized in quadrapaligics and premis.

I personally am chopped, if I had had a son I would have had him chopped as the pro's outwiegh the con's (IMO).

I can provide alot of info (would have to scan/fax it to dam much to type).

As to the function of the foreskin; it, like the appendix, is no longer necessary, it's purpose is to protect/keep warm the head of the penis, we have cloths for that now.

^UG^ TheWildDog · July 28th, 2010, 12:03 PM

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As most of you know I am a pediatric nurse, I specialized in quadrapaligics and premis.

As to the function of the foreskin; it, like the appendix, is no longer necessary, it's purpose is to protect/keep warm the head of the penis, we have cloths for that now.

...and mostly to protect the penis from infections, deseases and wounds. But of course, It doesn't protect you infinitely from bacteria, etc: we have anyway to wash It regularly. If you don't wash It regularly, of course It's a good place to settle for the bacteries etc. But if you scare, cut It anyway It's not worse, on the contrary.

^UG^ Shaman · July 28th, 2010, 12:15 PM

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I am a nurse

Ahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha! Aahhahahhahahah!

Just kidding... that's not really funny. Ahahahahahahaha!!

Ok ok... I'm sorry.

GBentley · July 28th, 2010, 02:08 PM

I'm getting an extremely ugly candy-striper vision in my head... one that needs a shave!

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Kicker · July 28th, 2010, 03:53 PM

LMFAO, thanks I needed that.

Reemus · July 28th, 2010, 08:37 PM

lmao

dontknowwho · July 29th, 2010, 12:31 AM

i'm chopped and my son will be chopped

i truly hate it when I watch pron and see foreskin, it's disgusting

★☆ neck535 · July 29th, 2010, 01:42 AM

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i'm chopped and my son will be chopped

i truly hate it when I watch pron and see foreskin, it's disgusting

Thank you, to our resident JewBear.

GBentley · July 29th, 2010, 01:47 PM

JewBear, you're suppose to be looking at the holes and knockers, not the prongs ya dong!

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Druid · July 31st, 2010, 03:26 PM

Chopped here too. I am a firm believe that unchopped is just fucking ugly and disgusting. It looks like a big cream filled horn that you would buy at a store and this my fellow comrades is just unacceptable. If you were to look at mine, chopped, next to an unchopped one; the decision is easily made. Chopped ftw. My son will be chopped as well.

July 27th, 2010, 07:56 PM	#21
GBentley GBentley is watching Al Gore get the BOOT! LOL Old Geezer Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hoover, AL. USA Age: 48 Posts: 4,851 Credits: 712,585 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 716 Times in 466 Posts Rep Power: 55 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! @Wooch - It's there to cover up the sensitive part so that you don't blow your load everytime you see tits, unlike Juggy. AND, tell your mom to ask for a refund, the castration didn't take... with the power of interest, she should be fucking rich now! @Emo - you mormons need like 1 cutter for every two families, right? @Neck - keep dreaming buddy, you could never spawn brilliant lovelies like I do! -If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Know your role and shut your hole! __________________ DAMN BUNCH OF UNRULY KIDS!

July 27th, 2010, 08:06 PM	#23
★☆ neck535 neck535 is missing his PC `°º¤ø,¸★¸,ø¤°'º´ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On the moon bitches, stealing all the cheese! Posts: 11,834 Credits: 799,182 Thanks: 1,131 Thanked 2,407 Times in 1,434 Posts Rep Power: 20 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! Viruses and parasites adapt to their hosts.... So in HPV's case, it adapted to live under your uncut anteater dicks to infect more people and thrive. Dark, oily, warm conditons. Perfect for topical viruses, and the biological urge to breed makes the able to spread easily. Think about lice: live in the hair.... Hair provides shelter, stability, and warmth.... And a hard place to be picked out of, instead of say, the back of your hands... Now if you lived in a condition or place where lice spreads easy (ala bootcamp, or Infantry school) shaving your head and/or body hair is a great defense. -~Elvis has left the building.

July 27th, 2010, 08:49 PM	#25
★☆ neck535 neck535 is missing his PC `°º¤ø,¸★¸,ø¤°'º´ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On the moon bitches, stealing all the cheese! Posts: 11,834 Credits: 799,182 Thanks: 1,131 Thanked 2,407 Times in 1,434 Posts Rep Power: 20 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! also, proven research, chopped men are HIGHLY less likely to contract HIV from regular chick sex. Just read that one too. -~Elvis has left the building.

July 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM	#26
GBentley GBentley is watching Al Gore get the BOOT! LOL Old Geezer Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hoover, AL. USA Age: 48 Posts: 4,851 Credits: 712,585 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 716 Times in 466 Posts Rep Power: 55 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! just go back to post 2, ...enough said. Damn It's good to be right. -If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Know your role and shut your hole! __________________ DAMN BUNCH OF UNRULY KIDS!

July 28th, 2010, 01:48 AM	#30
Reemus Reemus is having brain meltdowns hhmm Canadian Bacon hhhmmm Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada SLUTZ Posts: 1,655 Credits: 130,941 Thanks: 451 Thanked 243 Times in 194 Posts Rep Power: 136 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! Chopped, not religious, why the hell would I want a hunk of skin hiding my brain? it needs air too... Chopped the son too not that I knew he would never use it... -Rub it __________________ Fuck that Noise...

July 28th, 2010, 02:14 AM	#31
Kicker Kicker is wish yo could read the plate on the van says UG BOT Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Cape Cod Age: 43 Posts: 1,005 Credits: 88,495 Thanks: 470 Thanked 206 Times in 147 Posts Rep Power: 22 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! As most of you know I am a pediatric nurse, I specialized in quadrapaligics and premis. I personally am chopped, if I had had a son I would have had him chopped as the pro's outwiegh the con's (IMO). I can provide alot of info (would have to scan/fax it to dam much to type). As to the function of the foreskin; it, like the appendix, is no longer necessary, it's purpose is to protect/keep warm the head of the penis, we have cloths for that now. __________________ Lovingly made by NECK

July 28th, 2010, 02:08 PM	#34
GBentley GBentley is watching Al Gore get the BOOT! LOL Old Geezer Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hoover, AL. USA Age: 48 Posts: 4,851 Credits: 712,585 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 716 Times in 466 Posts Rep Power: 55 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! I'm getting an extremely ugly candy-striper vision in my head... one that needs a shave! Guests cannot see images in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see images. -If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Know your role and shut your hole! __________________ DAMN BUNCH OF UNRULY KIDS! Last edited by GBentley; July 28th, 2010 at 02:48 PM.

July 28th, 2010, 03:53 PM	#35
Kicker Kicker is wish yo could read the plate on the van says UG BOT Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Cape Cod Age: 43 Posts: 1,005 Credits: 88,495 Thanks: 470 Thanked 206 Times in 147 Posts Rep Power: 22 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! LMFAO, thanks I needed that. __________________ Lovingly made by NECK

July 28th, 2010, 08:37 PM	#36
Reemus Reemus is having brain meltdowns hhmm Canadian Bacon hhhmmm Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada SLUTZ Posts: 1,655 Credits: 130,941 Thanks: 451 Thanked 243 Times in 194 Posts Rep Power: 136 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! lmao -Rub it __________________ Fuck that Noise...

July 29th, 2010, 12:31 AM	#37
dontknowwho dontknowwho is masterbating ▀█▀ █ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Cali Age: 32 Posts: 2,745 Credits: 180,983 Thanks: 60 Thanked 476 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 151	Re: Lets talk about dicks! i'm chopped and my son will be chopped i truly hate it when I watch pron and see foreskin, it's disgusting

July 29th, 2010, 01:47 PM	#39
GBentley GBentley is watching Al Gore get the BOOT! LOL Old Geezer Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hoover, AL. USA Age: 48 Posts: 4,851 Credits: 712,585 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 716 Times in 466 Posts Rep Power: 55 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! JewBear, you're suppose to be looking at the holes and knockers, not the prongs ya dong! Guests cannot see images in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see images. -If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Know your role and shut your hole! __________________ DAMN BUNCH OF UNRULY KIDS!

July 31st, 2010, 03:26 PM	#40
Druid Druid to lazy to change this. Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 90 Credits: 1,887 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 2 Mood	Re: Lets talk about dicks! Chopped here too. I am a firm believe that unchopped is just fucking ugly and disgusting. It looks like a big cream filled horn that you would buy at a store and this my fellow comrades is just unacceptable. If you were to look at mine, chopped, next to an unchopped one; the decision is easily made. Chopped ftw. My son will be chopped as well. __________________

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