http://www.unitedgodz.us/ en Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:47:26 GMT vBulletin 30 http://www.unitedgodz.us/styles/hio_dark/misc/rss.jpg http://www.unitedgodz.us/ http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7477&goto=newpost Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:20:47 GMT This is going to be a must see. 4wty7974IKg This is going to be a must see.

[youtube]4wty7974IKg[/youtube] ]]> Chat zone Shaman http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7477 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7476&goto=newpost Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:51:30 GMT What's up, UG?

Someone tell me an amazing story.... GO! ]]> Chat zone Shikha http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7476 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7475&goto=newpost Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:38:39 GMT Image: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/mdasher/IMG00036-20100829-1650.jpg Image:... Guests cannot see images in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see images.

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I'll be moving at the end of September if any of you wanta drive down here and help. ]]> Chat zone Shaman http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7475 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7474&goto=newpost Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:03:06 GMT Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50... Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!


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:ubrick1: ]]> Jokes GBentley http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7474 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7470&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:37:42 GMT Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.

I be so glad that this be my last child support payment!

Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl come back
an' walk through my door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "You ain't my daddy".... and watch the 'spression on yo
face. ]]> Jokes dontknowwho http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7470 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7469&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:40:00 GMT Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of
a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark
and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few
times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well
done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we
just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
shit inside!"

Now you know...

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking. ]]> Jokes GBentley http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7469 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7467&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:41:06 GMT Crazykilla! Thank you for joining now POST! Or play our Video Games ...... Hey feel free to use our stock market, some of our members have got... Crazykilla! Thank you for joining now POST!

Or play our Video Games ...... Hey feel free to use our stock market, some of our members have got very virtually rich off of it.

Feeling up for some Casino action? Yup we got one of those too! Start earning some of our UG bling. ]]> Chat zone UnitedGodz http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7467 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7466&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:48:11 GMT There is a move afoot to counter the mosque that might be built a hundred yards from Ground Zero by opening a gay bar next to it that caters to... There is a move afoot to counter the mosque that might be built a hundred yards from Ground Zero by opening a gay bar next to it that caters to Muslims. One act of tolerance deserves another, right? Among the names suggested have been:


Turban Cowboys

Suspicious Packages

Submission

Outfidels

Brokeback Mecca

Trčs Sheik

Infidelicious

Shake your Shi'a

The Camel's Hump

Allah's Closet

The Pink Crescent

The Queeran

JiHot!

The Sphinx's Sphincter

Ram-a-Dan

Turbinatrix

Lady Agha

Al-Gay-Da

Religion of Piece

Allah Cock Bar

Yassir That's My Booty

I-Slam

Homohammed's

The Ba'ath House

House of Saudomy

The Circle Turk

You Mecca Me Hot

The Lonesome Camel

I Sucked the Sharif

Mecca and My Weena

We Put the Ass in Madrassa

Sandjobs

Osama's Been Ridden

The Holy City of Me-Cum

I Dream of Weenie

Talibuns

And perhaps the favorite: Ground Queero ]]> Jokes Shaman http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7466 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7465&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:52:15 GMT New addition to Chemistry’s Periodic Table of Elements: The fire at Los Alamos has had one significant consequence. A secret scientific document... New addition to Chemistry’s Periodic Table of Elements:

The fire at Los Alamos has had one significant consequence. A secret scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last weekend.

Actually, it reveals nothing that we didn’t already suspect. But, it does show that besides arsenic, lead, mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely deadly and pervasive element is known to exist.

This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50 years. This is the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 supervisory neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of approximately three years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the deputy neutrons, supervisory neutrons, and assistant neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since, with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass." ]]> Jokes Kicker http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7465 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7464&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:48:44 GMT yeah... CAV0XrbEwNc yeah...

[YOUTUBE]CAV0XrbEwNc[/YOUTUBE] ]]> Chat zone dontknowwho http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7464 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7462&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:35:05 GMT So I have heard both opinions, strong one way or the other.... there is no room for debate really, as it is really just personal taste. I am not... So I have heard both opinions, strong one way or the other.... there is no room for debate really, as it is really just personal taste.

I am not talking about a girl with a cute little star on her ankle, or a single dolphin tattoo on her lower back....

Chicks with half sleeves, big chest tats, big back pieces, etc....

See below for example:

Guests cannot see images in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see images. ]]> Chat zone neck535 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7462 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7461&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:43:44 GMT This just in... Contraversy surrounding the new Miss Universe. Several sources are saying that the pagent was stacked with two USA contestants,... This just in...

Contraversy surrounding the new Miss Universe.

Several sources are saying that the pagent was stacked with two USA contestants, she's really a Illigal Immigrant that snuck into Mexico from the USA. ]]> Chat zone Kicker http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7461 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7460&goto=newpost Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:27:24 GMT That is right everyone! UG has its newest father now. This morning at 4:28 AM EST my son was born at MCG hospital. He was 19.5" and 7lbs4oz. I'll get the pics posted after a bit. And yes his first name is Noah. ]]> Chat zone Druid http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7460 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7458&goto=newpost Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:05:54 GMT im appling for UG. im appling for UG. ]]> Want to join ^UG^ http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7458 http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7457&goto=newpost Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:03:58 GMT 1OErkBJ8Ha4 [youtube]1OErkBJ8Ha4[/youtube] ]]> Chat zone Shaman http://www.unitedgodz.us/showthread.php?t=7457