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			<title><![CDATA[YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 02:49:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?!?!?!? 
 
rzoPSV4ua94 
 
lol]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>Kilgore</dc:creator>
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			<title>Dart? Or no?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 01:25:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>What is our stance with the Dart? 
 
I fucking hate that thing.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>What is our stance with the Dart?<br />
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I fucking hate that thing.</div>

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			<dc:creator>dontknowwho</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[[The more you know] Easter Island]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:37:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>So... did you know those big head statues have detailed bodies attached?  
 
Image: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xqk1vcci1qzozj1.jpg  
 
Image:...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>So... did you know those big head statues have detailed bodies attached? <br />
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Crazy shit. :violent4:</div>

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			<title>Happy Birthday Kilgore</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:52:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>:biggrin::PDT_37::icon_fU::glass::goodpost::icon_weed::icon_weed::icon_weed::icon_weed::icon_weed::sign7::bstrd::pity::happy1::pirate22::eusa_dance::a...</description>
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			<dc:creator>Juggalo</dc:creator>
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			<title>Quick introduction</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:15:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi guys, figured I'd introduce myself. 
 
Key stats for life: 
- lvl 20 human 
- 0/0 K/D 
- Class: student 
 
I've been playing the BF3 server for...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hi guys, figured I'd introduce myself.<br />
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Key stats for life:<br />
- lvl 20 human<br />
- 0/0 K/D<br />
- Class: student<br />
<br />
I've been playing the BF3 server for quite a while now and just received an invite from good ol' GBentley to join the platoon.<br />
<br />
Anyways <a href="http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Zimmieman/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><font color="Red"><b>heres</b></font></a> a link to my battlelog.<br />
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And <a href="http://bf3stats.com/stats_pc/Zimmieman" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><font color="Red">here</font></b></a> are my stats<br />
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See you on the Battlefield soon! :occasion14:<br />
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			<dc:creator>zimmieman</dc:creator>
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			<title>Congrats EmoJ</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 07:18:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>He found his dick! And used it!  
 
Hes gonna be a daddy. :DANCE:</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>He found his dick! And used it! <br />
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Hes gonna be a daddy. :DANCE:</div>

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			<dc:creator>neck535</dc:creator>
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			<title>Kicked from Flight School?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 23:59:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I got kicked from your Flight School server with the reason "Racist Cunt" after saying Jew. 
 
I never said the term towards anyone, or anything. I...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I got kicked from your Flight School server with the reason &quot;Racist Cunt&quot; after saying Jew.<br />
<br />
I never said the term towards anyone, or anything. I just said it.</div>

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			<dc:creator>CantwellBoyz</dc:creator>
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			<title>FUcked up SATA shit</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 17:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>OK...so I have multiple SATA drives...HOWEVER none will recognize...when I built this shit I had some IDE and SATA and SCSI drives...I removed the...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>OK...so I have multiple SATA drives...HOWEVER none will recognize...when I built this shit I had some IDE and SATA and SCSI drives...I removed the SCSI...ONE IDE. I have main IDE with SATA Adapter and 3 SATA plus 2 Burners with IDE to SATA Adapters( however only one of those will recognize as well). Im thinking the SATA wont recognize because I am using my one IDE. I have an IDE slot on the MB but I switched to IDE/SATA adapter hoping it would allow for SATA recognition on the other drives...no luck...thoughts on how to get all my shit to work? In advance Fuck off Bentley on your SSD's:hammer:</div>

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			<dc:creator>Reemus</dc:creator>
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			<title>Okay Neck, You asked for it</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 19:42:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6t29 
 
This week's box office: 
 
1. *The Avengers* - $200.3 million 
2. *Think Like A Man *- $8 million 
3. *The Hunger...]]></description>
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This week's box office:<br />
<br />
1. <b>The Avengers</b> - $200.3 million<br />
2. <b>Think Like A Man </b>- $8 million<br />
3. <b>The Hunger Games </b>- $5.7 million<br />
4. <b>The Lucky One </b>- $5.1 million<br />
5. <b>The Pirates! Band of Misfits</b> - $5.4 million<br />
6. <b>The Five-Year Engagement </b>- $5.1 million<br />
7. <b>The Raven </b>- $2.5 million<br />
8. <b>Safe</b> - $2.4 million<br />
9. <b>Chimpanzee</b> - $2.3 million<br />
10. <b>The Three Stooges</b> - $1.8 million<br />
11,467. <b>A Whore like Neck</b> - $.33 1/3 cents<br />
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Nice:<br />
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Potus Update:<br />
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/in-bipartisan-spirit-obama-makes-deal-to-get-kicke,28107/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/video/in-bip...t-kicke,28107/</a><br />
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:PDT_37:<br />
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and<br />
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:icon_fU:<br />
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:wink:</div>

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			<dc:creator>GBentley</dc:creator>
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			<title>Ever been this high?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 21:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>---Quote--- 
Cops warned people to stay away from the drug Mephedrone which is sold legally on the internet as PLANT FERTILISER.  
 
 Its chemical...</description>
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				Cops warned people to stay away from the drug Mephedrone which is sold legally on the internet as PLANT FERTILISER. <br />
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 Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and as such dealers are claiming is not a controlled substance. <br />
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 It is more commonly known on the streets as “drone”, “bubble”, “meow meow” or “legal high”. <br />
<br />
 Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose  bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes,  anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack. <br />
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 But a police report – some of which was based on online forums about  the drug - revealed a lad in Durham had tried to <font color="Red">rip off his testicles</font>  after taking it. <br />
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 The Durham Police report states: “A large  number of contributors state how addictive mephedrone is and they are  constantly topping up as one individual states that after using it for  18 hours his hallucinations led him to believe that centipedes were  crawling over him and biting him. <br />
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 “This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off.” <br />
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 Cops warned the drug can also become addictive and taken with alcohol or cut with other drugs it could result in death.
			
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Please go here and buy some: <a href="http://www.plantfeedshop.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.plantfeedshop.com/</a><br />
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And film yourself playing BF3 while high on it. PLEASE!:TORTURE:</div>

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			<dc:creator>neck535</dc:creator>
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			<title>Hack?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 18:07:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Was reading around and see this 
http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/t7201/im_a_hacker_and_i_have_some_information_for_the/ 
 
What say...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Was reading around and see this<br />
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/t7201/im_a_hacker_and_i_have_some_information_for_the/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3...ation_for_the/</a><br />
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What say you?<br />
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			<dc:creator>dontknowwho</dc:creator>
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			<title>You Go Kate, do dat Cat Daddy Dance</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 15:36:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[yeah, don't let ScrewTube yank your video... 
 
34hWlRJHCqs]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>yeah, don't let ScrewTube yank your video...<br />
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[YOUTUBE]34hWlRJHCqs[/YOUTUBE]</div>

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			<dc:creator>GBentley</dc:creator>
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			<title>New York Magazine article</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:56:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A family member started a small restaurant business and took fine dining to an medium size town and brought true gourmet dining to the area. 
 
One...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A family member started a small restaurant business and took fine dining to an medium size town and brought true gourmet dining to the area.<br />
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One of the best prime rib steaks you will ever eat.<br />
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Recently, the magazine published it's annual list of must visit Top 50 Food Pilgrimages to make (one location from each state).<br />
<br />
Her restaurant was selected as the only one in ALABAMA.<br />
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<a href="http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/05/jaspers_black_rock_bistro_one.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.al.com/entertainment/inde...istro_one.html</a></div>

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			<dc:creator>GBentley</dc:creator>
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			<title>Grandma and the Kardashian sex tape</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 19:42:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>There is so much win in this video: 
 
5mYbLFD_BwE</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>There is so much win in this video:<br />
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[YOUTUBE]5mYbLFD_BwE[/YOUTUBE]</div>

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			<dc:creator>neck535</dc:creator>
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			<title>CLEEEEOUUUUUUD</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 18:54:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>KNYo69XiDfA 
 
 
People are great. :emo:</description>
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People are great. :emo:</div>

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